Plain claims
We say what the mat does and stop there. It reflects body heat. It is not a heater, and it is not medicine.
Real reviews only
Every review on this site will come from someone who bought the mat. We won't write them, pay for them or hide the bad ones. We're new, so today there are none.
No invented experts
If a vet or a rescuer is ever quoted here, they'll be a real person who agreed to it. Right now nobody is, so nobody is quoted.
No scare stories
We won't tell you about cats that froze. Your cat is very probably fine. She would just like to be warmer, and she'd like your laptop.
A long guarantee
Sixty nights is long enough for the most suspicious cat to make up her mind. If the answer is no, you get your money back.
What it does, and what it doesn't
Most ads for mats like this lean on a sad story and a vet nobody can find. We'd rather tell you exactly what you're buying.
The Kozi Mat does
- Send your cat's own body heat back up to her
- Work with no cords, batteries or switches
- Feel warm under your hand after a minute of lying on it
- Give her a soft spot that is hers and not your keyboard
It doesn't
- Make any heat of its own
- Treat arthritis or any other condition
- Replace a vet if your cat seems unwell or stiff
- Guarantee she will leave your laptop alone forever
We're a new shop, so there are no reviews here yet. When real ones come in they'll go on this page, including the grumpy ones. Until then, the long guarantee is our proof.
60 nights. If she ignores it, send it back.
Some cats distrust anything new for a week on principle. Give her up to 60 nights from the day it arrives. If she never takes to it, email us and we'll refund you.